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Spinky
This is Spinkleton J. Linko. When he stretches his paw out in front of himself like that, he is giving you sass. Lots of sass.
Sparkle
Sparkle's full name is Sparkle Tuna Linko. Here, he's wearing a babushka. Guess what? He doesn't like it.
Sparkle
Oh, the sass he is giving the camera, with a touch of I'm-planning-on-stealing-your-soul-while-you-sleep.
Spinky & Sparkle
They are brothers and best friends. And worst enemies.
Sparkle in laundry basket
Don't you know who I am?
Things that Spinky is afraid of:
Sudden noises
Unsudden noises
Hidey hole
You can't see me.
The boys.
Aren't they handsome?
Spinky
This is how Spinky likes to relax when he's had a hard day. Doesn't he look like he's having an existential dilemma?
A gentleman contemplates his existence...
Looking off into the middle distance...
The fish and the cat say hello to each other. He drinks from his bowl, never to try and eat him. A true gentleman.
Just a handsome gentleman hanging out on his Swiss ski chalet.